A W K W A R D

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra


jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(Source: the-psycho-cutie)


the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)


cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you


netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix)


hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.


lamelohan:

i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes


rsvnr:

You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.


uncomfortablydumb:

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

fact

(Source: milddoormatlover)


turklet:

i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time 


photographyofdavidhanjani:

Beachee. Photo By David Hanjani